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The HorrorUniverse Staff
From left to right: Ash, Joe D., Joe O, Bully
Bully:
Mike "Bully" Ouellette has been spotted lurking in the deep woods of New Hampshire, particularly on bike trails. His howls can be heard long after midnight by terrified campers. The only evidence this creature leaves behind are large footprints, which could not have been made by a normal human being. The latest rumor is that the monster took a beautiful HUMAN bride in October, but quite frankly this is hard to believe. Rarely photographed, this beast is thought to be a myth by some, but we know otherwise...
Joe O:
Joe O'Leary has been insane since birth. He is obsessed with trying to find a gateway into another
dimension he calls the "Vertigo Universe." Those who dare to get within ten feet of him have heard
him mumble something about a "John Constantine," but nobody seems to know who this is. He also
insists that Batman is "real." Somehow this demented individual
managed to marry a lovely woman, who just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Joe tells anyone he can grab that she
is the best baby EVER.................now if he can just get some sleep!
Joe Doherty is a self fashioned Aleister Crowley of cyberspace. He is always seeking to control mankind, whether through playing mind altering 80's rock with his band, or corrupting the masses with his "evil email." Witnesses claim this fiend has spent so much time in front of a computer, that his essence has slowly become digitized. He may be looking out at you through your monitor even as you read this...
Ash:
Ash is the man with the Boom Stick...